Skip to product information
My Dad is a Monster
$24.99
Pickup currently not available
Jesus came onto the scene with a loving and calm demeanor but yet he should have been screaming from the rooftops to stay the hell away from his dad or else risk torture, disease or some other form of slow death. And then he should have said wait...my dad is me! So, I guess I'm the one you're supposed to stay away from! Let Godless Market help you scream from the rooftops a very different message that reveals the nonsense of this childish fantasy.
You will LOVE to wear your common sense message in this super soft classic unisex shirt, with its retail fit, crew neckline, and tearaway label for all day comfort.
FEATURES
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching and maintain quality.
- Versatile design ideal for both casual and semi-formal occasions.
MATERIAL
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather Colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
- Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
FABRIC WEIGHT
4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) breathable fabric—light on your skin, strong on performance.
MATERIAL SOURCE
Manufactured (U.S. & globally) in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way with adherence to the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
PRINT LOCATION
United States
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors